They call it fashion. We call it life.
I usually love Stella McCartney‘s designs, but her print stuff is really lacking in my opinion. Latest case in point? This floral rose dress (retail price: $1.195) which instantly reminded me of those uber-kitschy floral grandma couches. A 100% clear fashion no no! You can do better, Stella!
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Kyra Sedgwick‘s tea rose L’Wren Scott dress wasn’t working at all for the actress. The embellishments and the extra draped fabric on the shoulder cheapened the dress in my opinion and made Kyra look like a third class beauty pagent contestant. Me no likey.
Chandra Wilson wore a black strapless taffeta gown by Pamella Roland. The boring color, the enormous, tacky floral print and the strange bunny ear-shaped bodice were what brought Chandra here on this list.
At first glance you may be surprised to see Sarah Silverman on this list as the cobalt blue color of her dress looks stunning against her pale skin. But upon closer inspection you’ll realize how the gown makes Sarah look extra wide by adding inches of fabric to her hips. Not flattering at all.
I could’ve lived with Padma Lakshmi‘s eggplant dress if it wasn’t for that hideous red floral detail on her hips. What was she thinking?
Toni Collette is a great actress, but she has yet to learn a lot in the style department. Her barbie pink Monique Lhuillier Resort 2010 gown was too sickeningly sweet for me. The dress may have worked on her with either just the color OR all the frills. Both together make Toni look like a prom queen gone overboard.
Mary-Louise Parker wouldn’t look so bad if it wasn’t for the ginormous, absolutely unneccessary bow on the hips.
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Amber Rose – WTF? A python printed spandex jumpsuit? Really? Can you say attention whore?
Amanda Bynes – Yawn.com OMG, Amanda Bynes must be the most predictable, unimiganitive starlet to roam the red carpet. I guess we will rather see the world go under than Amanda taking a risk or changing her dress code formula.
Beyoncé Knowles – Too Tight Beyoncé overuses the too tight, too sexy card. I’m starting to get extremely bored by all the almost non-existant clothes she’s been wearing lately. Sasha Fierce? Yeah, whatever.
Ashley Greene – Color Coordination Mishap Ashley Greene is a beautiful girl, but on this occasion she looks like a hillbilly going to prom. Black bustier, gold skirt, white clutch, printed shoes? Color harmony is burning in hell right now. Oh – and the hair does not fit either.
Adrienne Bailon – Pyjama Party? Adrienne Bailon’s yellow printed longsleeve dress is seriously looking like something I own that I wear to bed. It would never come to my mind to wear such an atrocious, silly thing to a red carpet event. Even the kick-ass black Balmain buckle boots can’t save that dress disaster.
Jennifer Lopez – Maybe Next Time Jennifer Lopez’ red carpet style is always hit and miss for me. On this occasion she just can’t convince me in her tea rose Louis Vuitton strapless dress. The separate sleeves look ridiculous and the black Louboutins – though gorgeous alone – destroy the femininity of the ensemble.
FYI: I purposely did not put up Lady GaGa on this list because it’s pretty obvious that she didn’t dress to impress. The same cannot be said about the above listed celebrities.
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Britney Spears wore a sexy Roberto Cavalli LBD which was not flattering for her body shape at all. Her hair was a mess as usual. Brit needs to lose the hair extensions and finally get a decent haircut.
Miley Cyrus was beyond annoying. Visible bra, short mini skirt? Shouldn’t her parent have vetoed against this utterly slutty, overaccessorized ensemble? And for God’s sake, when will she stop pouting? It’s simply disgusting.
Megan Fox opted for a textured strapless Yves Saint Laurent dress. I think it’s the dress which lands Megan a spot on the Worst Dressed-list because I find it very ugly, but it sure hasn’t helped that she had it shortened. The only thing I like about Megan’s outfit are her black suede Brian Atwood pumps.
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Horror comes upon me when I look at these pictures of Maggie Grace attending the 5th Annual Motorola Anniversary back in December 2003. This getup must be one of the worst red carpet looks I’ve ever seen.
Let’s start with the maroon ruched pants which shouldn’t ever have seen the light of day in the first place – too tight, too short. The gold plunge-neck draped top totally washes her out and why oh why did she add those grey tights which are peaking out from under her fugly pants? And those shoes! Black Mary Janes? Did she borrow them from her mom? Top it off with a grandma clutch and you’re a perfect hot mess. And don’t even get me started on the make-up.
I think it’s safe to assume that on this occasion Maggie decided to do her own styling and make-up which clearly wasn’t the best idea. I wonder if she hired a stylist afterwards because ever since this fashion fauxpas Maggie has usually been a thumbs up on the red carpet radar.
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